Friday, February 22, 2013

The Weekly JAML

The news you wont see on the news...


-We start in New York where 38 year old George Leutz of Manhattan claimed the world record for marathon video game playing by playing Qbert for 84 hours!  Wow!  "How can you play a game for 84 hours?"  Well, you earn a 5 minute rest period for every hour played.  So then you bank your time and take it every 9 hours like Mr. Leutz did.  He should be an expert at it.  This is his FIFTH attempt.  And in two years, writers will be studying his life for a remake of the 40 year old virgin.  So he's got lots going for him.
http://www.nj.com/hunterdon-county-democrat/index.ssf/2013/02/hunterdon_arcade_owner_84-hour.html


-For most men, a round of golf is merely an excuse to get out of the house, meet the guys, drive a golf cart, drink a few beers and relax.  That is not what is is for Daniela Holmqvist.                           
Half the men in America just said to themselves "well its not worth all that."

-And lastly, when you have nothing else for your post, put up the bear falling on to the trampoline story:


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