The Weekly JAML

The news you wont see on the news...

-We start with our neighbors to the north in Canada:

Nothing like having a loser coaching your kids.  And is America the only country that stresses good dental hygiene.

-In our next story, we find out that America may be the only country that stresses beef actually be BEEF!:

As if we needed another reason not to buy food from a furniture store.

-Finally, speaking of things going bad with Italian food, here's this:

Apparently it happened while the guy under the costume was going to the restroom at a promotion.  Someone put the costume on while the man was using the restroom (he had to take it off to go) and then just walked out of the business in the costume.  That takes some big spicy meatballs.  And how great is that ethnically insensitive name.  Nobody likes throwing that PC crap out the window more than me.